memosfromfury:

I do not care if Agent Wilson is annoying, he is a SHIELD Agent, not ‘an infinitely resuable sacrifice to the Allfather’ for Summer Solstice, Autumn Equinox, Winter Solstice and Spring Equinox. I don’t care if he says its okay with him, its not okay with me.

This means you. 

Loki.

In related news, Loki’s pointy objects privileges have been revoked after this incident and another one involving Agent Wilson and a pencil. 

Whoever showed Loki ‘The Dark Knight’ is sentenced to being new handler for the Young Avengers.

Classic Who facts you never knew: Fact #569 →

classicwhofacts:

If you map out the 11-dimensional coordinates of where ever the TARDIS has landed; it becomes apparent that throughout The Doctor’s travels he has been sewing a large question mark pattern throughout the fabric of space-time.

Debate still remains as to what the exact fabric of space-time is. Current science is still unable to answer the question, labelled the “Second oldest question in the universe, the question you’ve merely been jogging from all your life.” The mainstream branch of the scientific community subscribe to the Tweed theory, while many others still believe in cotton, or even some sort of polyester blend. A hopeful community is set on the idea that the universe exists within an infinite scarf.

Some scientists have newly theorised a worst-case scenario, worse than all our worst nightmares combined. You and everything you have ever known might exist inside Colin Baker’s coat.

May the White Guardian have mercy on us all.

Fact #553

classicwhofacts:

The name of the Doctor was never supposed to be a mystery, but William Hartnell was so old he kept hearing it wrong and asking “Doctor Who?”, so they just re-named the show.

Fact #544

classicwhofacts:

During the filming of Earthshock, Matthew Waterhouse immediately demanded a new star badge after Davison smashed it by accident during the shoot, which he had grown attached to.

The crew informed him that unfortunately, no other such badge existed in all the universe. Waterhouse was so outraged that he quit his role on the spot, and the episode had to be quickly restructured to end with Adric dying in the freighter explosion.

memosfromfury:

Loki would like to know who is responsible for giving him a new saddle and bridle for Mother’s Day.

I would personally discourage anyone from coming forward as you will probably end up wearing it. Unless you’re into that sort of thing.

P.S. S.H.I.E.L.D. is not liable for any medical costs resulting from you being into that sort of thing.

Fact #545

classicwhofacts:

The Sixth Doctor’s coat was being used to grow an experimental cure for cancer, but it needed an additional three years to incubate. This is yet another legitimate reason to be angry at Michael Grade.

Fact #534

classicwhofacts:

Mel would one day become the first companion to commit genocide. This was in 2015, when she exercised away the entire Adipose race.

Fact #529

classicwhofacts:

Patrick Troughton’s contract for working on the show stipulated he should get a new iPod every year. As iPods had not been invented yet, the producers gave him a recorder.

memosfromfury:

Agent Wilson, this is your one and only warning - return our stationery, or I can personally guarantee you will never see chimichangas for the rest of your life.

Fact #532

classicwhofacts:

The Doctor Who Movie was originally intended to introduce the 0th Doctor, and a concept known as “pregeneration”. This fell through when Paul Mcgann refused to be experimentally impregnated with Michael Jayston’s child.